A Married Conversation About Porn

me: What are you doing?

MrTungsten: Don’t come in here!

me: Why? Are you watching porn?

MrT: You’re supposed to be in the other room writing slash fiction!

me: Walt and Jesse can wait. Let me see what you’re watching.

MrT: This is my man-cave time! Don’t —

me: Come on! Let me see!

MrT: No! I —

me: Oooo. That is really hot.

MrT: Oh, for crying out —

me: What? You really think I’m going to be upset? How long have we been together?

MrT: No, I just… I mean… Oh, hell. I admit it. I kind of like the idea that you’re going to get really, really pissed if you catch me, and that I’m in here doing something really, really bad.

me: A role play? I can do that.

MrT: (pause) Really?

me: Really. Let me go out and come back in again.

MrT: And you’ll be angry this time?

me: Really angry. Just wait.

MrT: God, I love you. Give me a minute, though. I need to cue the video back up to the really good part…

 

Featured image: AP/Michael Schmelling

3 responses to “A Married Conversation About Porn

  1. I can’t really think of anything that is a “favorite.”

    What I found “hitting close to home” amusing about this was it reminded me of how the suburban submissive can be when he’s in the mood for kink play and I’m not.

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