Blackface Vibe Fail!

I’m a big fan of vibrators in exciting new shapes, the OhMiBod Club Vibe and the iroha being two enjoyable examples. But there are times when the adult-industrial complex goes to far.

The Muse vibrator by a startup called NS Novelties is one such situation. I suppose it’s not right to expect much from a company that is still putting out the dread jelly dildo. Phthalate-free? I’m skeptical. How would you get that texture without phthalates?  I’ll leave that to Dildology to find out and stay away from jellies in the meantime, lest my poon become as angry and red as it did that time I tried a jelly phthallus (my word, just coined it) the mid-nineties.

Jellies aside, the Muse is just wrong. Why? Well, if you’re browsing your local sex-toy emporium and start feeling like you’re at a minstrel show, there’s a problem. Here’s where the Muse comes in. If you think it looks bad in its packaging, check the featured image to see it out of the box.

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What the hell, people?

Poster via Wikipedia

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