Readers! It’s time to let me know who you are. It’s also time to recommend this blog to your friends so as to increase the chance of someone you know winning a shiny new amuse-chatte, otherwise known as a vibrator from Big Teaze Toys. Two vibes are featured: The Man Eater, a friendly alien designed for male pleasure (but who’s a hit with the ladies as well), and the Retro Pocket Rocket, an SF-themed satellite that is sure to energize.
Both objects of pleasure run on AA batteries (not included) and have three speeds that users access using a single button. Both are waterproof for easy cleanup. Both will look innocuous on your nightstand or stored among your action figures. This is your chance, fellow nerds. Get your B-movie groove on today.
The rules of this contest are simple. Air your opinion in the form of a question or comment on two or more posts on this blog anytime between now and 11:59 pm on September 30th. Whoever leaves the most interesting or entertaining comments will win one of the following:
- Grand Prize: One Maneater and one Pocket Rocket
- First Prize: Your choice of one Maneater or one Pocket Rocket
- Second Prize: Whichever vibe the first prize winner didn’t choose.
Be sure to leave comments that are germane. This means I want you to actually read what I wrote. “Cool post” or “You’ve got sexy toes” won’t cut it. Also, be sure to leave an email address so I can contact you. Winners who fail to respond within 7 days will forfeit their prize and another winner will be chosen.
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