I’m so excited. My newest vibe left Albuquerque on a truck last night and is now in Ontario, CA. This toy is wireless. It is USB-rechargeable. It can synch up to ambient sounds — hello dance party — or pulse in a variety of modes directed by a controller that rests your hand, or the hand of a partner. I know one partner who’s already quite interested in getting his hands on the remote. While he won’t be going to Das Bunker with me anytime soon, the toy is discreet enough that he can activate it in plenty of other places.
The aforementioned device the OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH; here I give kudos to the cheeky marketing devils who thought up the name. It’s the love-child of the original Club Vibe, a wired bullet with a black box featuring buttons like a GameBoy, although it’s probably more accurate to say that the 2. OH is a ways down the evolutionary line. Compare the Volvo saloon with the Tesla Roadster and you’ll get an idea of what I mean.
To celebrate the iJunior’s arrival, I’m going to crank up this mix I made for the OhMiBod freestyle last year. Then I will compare the two.
I will do this [strikes a retro pose] for science.
This Is Dubstep
Excision – System Check (3:06)
Nero – Innocence (5:17)
La Roux – Bulletproof (Foamo Dubstep Remix) (4:09)
The Prodigy – Breathe (Numberin6 Remix) (6:05)
MJ Cole – Sincere (5:56)
Drumsound & Bassline Smith – RU Ready (Dubstep Mix) (4:39)
DJ Fresh Ft Stamina MC and KoKo – Hypercane (Nero Remix) (3:13)
Artwork – Red (3:28)
16 bit – Jump! (3:54)
Lady Gaga Ft. Beyonce – Telephone (Dubstep Remix) (2:36)
Terry Lynn – Streetlife (Dubstep) (3:51)
Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit (Dual Dubstep Remix) (4:47)
Featured image via OhMiBod